Bad Santa (2003)

Cast

Billy Bob Thornton
as Willie
Lauren Graham
as Sue
Cloris Leachman
as Grandma
John Ritter
as Bob Chipeska

Get more information about Bad Santa (2003) on IMDb

Genres & Description

Action Comedy Crime Drama

7.1 / 10

Willie T. Stokes is a convicted con man who's led a miserable life. He drinks heavily and constantly embarrasses himself publicly. He only works once a year dressed as Santa. But then come Christmas Eve, he and his pint-sized helper dwarf Marcus stage elaborate robberies and take their department stores for everything they got. This time around, Willie gets distracted by large women, a bartender who is attracted to Santas, and a kid who's convinced he's the real deal. However, Marcus must once again put up with Willie's heavy drinking and a series of incidents that constantly shoot themselves in the foot. Will Willie and Marcus make it to next Christmas? Or will this be the year the dynamic duo finally face justice?

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Comments on this trailer
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sara cordero

Me encantó - @Monday, January 7, 2019 9:58 PM

Jar of Smegma

Was the boxing scene in the rated version? - @Thursday, December 27, 2018 11:09 AM

culture _701

Watch this every year during Christmas - @Tuesday, December 25, 2018 3:36 PM

Catherine Concina Barrientos

So am I the only one here who was touched in the feels by this movie? This made me cry more than it made me laugh. A really good movie. - @Tuesday, December 25, 2018 4:19 AM

Dan The car guy

These film have me bursting out laughing 🤣🤣🤣 - @Sunday, December 23, 2018 3:49 PM

04hutchn

Let me fix you some sandwiches - @Saturday, December 22, 2018 9:23 PM

Izom

love this film and part2 also - @Thursday, December 20, 2018 2:55 PM

Kyle Lodge

2:05 R.I.P. Bernie Mac the best talented voice actor ever! - @Sunday, December 16, 2018 11:55 AM

Jackie Rossington Becker

Jews love to make fun of Christmas, try to put it down and get rid of it but make tons of money off of it. Almost every name you see in every Christmas movie is staring them. They love to mock Christmas when is this going to be over when they hide their Jewishness trying to get others in on the hate. I'm sick of it, when are they going to stop playing the card everytime you call them out on their BS? I'm not antisemetic you bastards, I'm sick of you playing the card and lying. - @Saturday, December 8, 2018 6:11 AM

JustPerson

Everyone has a movie for christmas atmosphere nostalgia. Me, its this one - @Friday, December 7, 2018 4:45 PM

BRealistic

Bad Santa 1 BEST christmas movie EVER. I never saw version two but I heard it isn't half as good. - @Monday, December 3, 2018 4:40 PM

Omarr Koroma

Sweet kid... - @Sunday, November 18, 2018 6:03 PM

Darren Walker

From Miramax comes this awesome comedy, when two convicts wish to rob a shopping mall they decide the best way is dressed as Santa and an Elf in this awesome epic movie adapted for all your home cinema entertainment products and Alien Android software systems. - @Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:18 PM

Moreno Papi

I was 10 years old when this came out, damn time truly flies by you. - @Saturday, August 11, 2018 10:39 PM

Darren Walker

Bad Santa the title says it all a couple of cons pose as Santa and his little helper to rob the shopping mall they work in. awesome funny not very factual but still interesting. Bad Santa. - @Thursday, July 5, 2018 10:47 AM

Er boro

extremely dark movie,but i loved this dark comedy - @Sunday, June 3, 2018 1:02 PM

Er boro

bad santa two is better and awesome - @Sunday, June 3, 2018 1:01 PM

MrTokedo

Never understood this movie as a 12 year old when it first came out lol. At 26 watching it now, I could not stop laughing. Epic comedy in more ways than one, touches you right in the feels even. - @Wednesday, April 4, 2018 6:21 PM

nohi

This movie have very dark story. - @Wednesday, March 28, 2018 8:20 PM

L.T.M Movie reviews and memes

What's the song that starts at 1:18-1:37 - @Monday, March 19, 2018 7:49 PM

dill papa

( note: The first time that Brooke and I had sex she was 14-15 years old and I was 17-18 years old, she was around 5'6-7 tall and 105-110lbs, I was around 5'9 and 155-160lbs, I remember this pretty well because I towed her around oh my motorcycle. ) ( This Bad Santa movie; pinball-scene is the only movie that I've seen so far that accurately depicts what Brooke actually looked like the first time that we had sex. There seems to have been some kind of major effort cover-up by gestapo to claim that she was way younger when we first met for sex. I have no idea or anyway of knowing if they forged her birth certificate, pictures, videos etc. in their deception fraud in this situation. For some reason gestapo has made movies that depicts Brooke as having been a 7-11 year old girl when we first met????? What is going on here?????? ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNSRVX3Hf_0 - @Tuesday, January 30, 2018 2:57 AM

dill papa

Why cant I edit or delete duplicate comments? Is gestapo scared of getting caught? - @Tuesday, January 30, 2018 2:46 AM

Wafaloo

What makes this trailer so hilarious is that it makes the movie look so tame. - @Monday, January 22, 2018 3:17 AM

Michael Nix Jr. Family Members

Tony Cox is funny on that movie. - @Saturday, December 16, 2017 4:35 PM

Darko

So your name is Sherman? Yes! Sherman Merman?! Yup. Jesus Christ... - @Thursday, November 23, 2017 7:33 AM

dill papa

Also, something that I completely forgot to mention, is that something was insanely off. Sometime after I had just turned 18 and around the specific time that Brooke wanted to meet for sex, within that couple day spread and specifically the day we actually met for sex, (after Brooke talking/speaking pornographiclly to me for months; about her wanting to meet me in person for sex) my sex drive hormones were abnormally insanely absurdly ridiculously high; that day even before we actually met I, I had ridiculous ragging throbbing boners that actually hurt, the day/night that we first met for sex. I am 100% positively certain that someone put something in my food and/or drink or however they did it. Nothing like that ever happened before or after this specific point in time ever again; not alone, not around or with any girls, not with Brooke or any other girl period. Also, my parents conveniently went on a camping trip the weekend that these people told Brooke to go and try to meet me for sex; the first time it happened, and when my parents first met they were on a "camping trip." It's pretty odd when you think about it all, the fact that someone put something in my system right before they told her to go and meet me for sex that weekend when we first me. - @Saturday, November 18, 2017 10:39 AM

dill papa

I never paid close attention to this movie, until now, until right now, this week. Until now, I had no idea what it was about or what was actually going on in it. It is very interesting that they put that wooden pickle and those personal massager vibrators in this film, I bet it had to do with Brooke telling me about the fruits, vegetables, sex toys etc. that she liked to put inside of her vagina; telling me this stuff for around 4-5 months before I actually met her in real life. Brookes entire reason for stalking me and talking to me on the computer and phone was 100% sex based, from the first time that she started talking to me all she wanted to do was meet for sex and it took her 4-5+ months of trying to finally get me to meet her. In the early 2000's; I am sure just like with Tim's mom and the Mexican thing, the Nazis buried; hid all of the evidence and truth to what was actually going on. I mean, how on earth when everything was supposedly being recorded and monitored did these Nazis manage to use that rapist-Mexican-wall thing as their Nazi-propaganda for well over a decade, when what I said was 150% based off of what Tim's mom was saying and me mocking making fun of her for it. Aside from Tim's mom with the Mexican thing and with Brooke, I can only imagine how much information, truth and facts these Nazis manipulated, hid and buried; in their effort to create false deceptive propaganda to use against me. - @Saturday, November 11, 2017 7:08 AM

Loud Allwild

Wow all the good actors are in this! Rip Bernie Mac and john Ritter - @Wednesday, November 1, 2017 4:28 AM

The Unholy Messiah

Bad trailer. It makes the film look like another raunchy deviant comedy filled with lots of laughs when in reality it's an extremely dark, pessimistic and somber movie. - @Thursday, October 12, 2017 10:56 AM

Guilherme

RIP John and Bernie - @Saturday, September 9, 2017 6:14 PM

Willibeolder

this was made when we had to have a narrator tell the plot of the movie. - @Sunday, July 16, 2017 3:08 PM

Windows Sucks

I don't watch sequels of good comedies FULL STOP - @Friday, May 26, 2017 4:33 PM

Mr Blue

Man I feel like I am in 2003 watching this trailer. Don't get me wrong it is a good feeling - @Saturday, April 29, 2017 6:12 PM

A_ s

hd? on what fuckin planet - @Wednesday, January 4, 2017 7:03 PM

Milan Nedeljkovic

Bad Santa 2 is here! - @Monday, January 2, 2017 11:15 AM

Samreena Hussain

what is that beginning tune? - @Tuesday, December 27, 2016 5:41 PM

CallMeAli

this movie is pure shite - @Thursday, December 22, 2016 11:43 PM

Tekk Savvy

! - @Wednesday, December 21, 2016 5:17 AM

Scorpion gaming

when santa teaches the kid to fight that wasn't in the final version of the film - @Sunday, December 18, 2016 7:30 PM

PetCatsHailSatan

i love you !!!!!!!!!!!!! plez - @Tuesday, December 13, 2016 11:01 AM

gillian owens

2 looks better though - @Monday, December 5, 2016 8:24 AM

gillian owens

Why take so long to do bad Santa 2 ? - @Monday, December 5, 2016 8:23 AM

SnackZ atPC

just watched bad santa 2 in cinema..... I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK - @Sunday, December 4, 2016 10:44 PM

klyser10

epic shirt, based on film ;) #santawasbad https://teechip.com/santawasbad#id=0&c=131313&sid=fruit-of-the-loom-cotton-t&s=front - @Sunday, December 4, 2016 3:22 PM

Elize Mason

2:42 *Bad Santa 2* _ Available NOW in HD-Quality stream Now https://plus.google.com/+CustilaNamira/posts/eKxwdPK5w6L - @Thursday, November 24, 2016 11:56 AM

emily marx

I am here from Bad Santa 2. 2 looks pretty raunchy! - @Wednesday, November 23, 2016 3:26 AM

UPFLlX

*Bad Santa 2 (2016) Movie Quality in HD* ( https://plus.google.com/+IvanBanderasSpd/posts/EaKAe2BpC71 ) - @Tuesday, November 22, 2016 3:07 AM

Mat Nicholson

"Well these lips were on your wife last night." SHOTS FIRED! - @Monday, November 21, 2016 2:04 AM

xii Greed

no it was her sister - @Monday, October 31, 2016 7:28 PM

Zack

The best film since sliced bread - @Wednesday, October 26, 2016 7:41 PM