Blood Diner (1987)

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Genres & Description

Action Comedy Horror

5.2 / 10

Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent.

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Comments on this trailer
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ElectricShark

The poor actor Rick Burks died at the age of 29. Really sad. Car accident. - @Wednesday, January 2, 2019 10:57 PM

DANNY KETCH

A fat guy dies by a heart attack while being continuously run over by a van. The van running over him not being the cause of death. That is fucking hilarious! - @Thursday, September 27, 2018 4:20 PM

Big Mamita

"Mommy..." THAT LEFT ME IN STITCHES! - @Friday, June 15, 2018 9:24 PM

MrCraigblaze

Thanks for the upload..!!..I remember this movie from waking in to blockbusters in the 90s..!!..XD - @Wednesday, November 29, 2017 6:35 PM

King of the Golden State

Tracking. - @Friday, October 27, 2017 12:02 AM

Victor Hernandez

Where's Gordon Ramsey? He needs to shut this nightmare diner down before it's too late! - @Monday, October 16, 2017 3:10 PM

Lee Beal

watchin it right now on my Terrarium app bc it for Android only u can watch movies and shoes free and download - @Monday, October 9, 2017 4:28 PM

Bobby Reynolds

Who hell is that guy - @Sunday, September 10, 2017 7:28 PM

Bobby Reynolds

This crazy but fun chessy entertain - @Sunday, September 10, 2017 7:27 PM

Kyle Williamson

Thumb up if GFW brought u here. - @Wednesday, August 9, 2017 11:54 PM

Retro Gamer

Happy 30th anniversary, Blood Diner!! 🍔🍟😱💀 - @Monday, July 10, 2017 4:23 PM

Katelyn Bodiford

This is like Blood Feast but with a diner - @Friday, May 19, 2017 12:54 PM

Elle Nigma

'... first I was afraid, I was petrified..' NO? Sorry - @Saturday, May 6, 2017 1:40 AM

The DAN Show

I wonder If this is good - @Thursday, March 9, 2017 2:29 AM

Metaluna Zombie

Ya like it?? - @Saturday, January 14, 2017 3:28 AM

Jade West

Old movies are just weird - @Friday, November 4, 2016 4:10 AM

Mo Mo

just found out about this movie because of it's bluE-ray release - @Thursday, September 29, 2016 8:58 PM

Tony Nguyen

im gay and the brain said " u got that homo" cracked me up - @Friday, August 19, 2016 6:54 PM

BuccaneerBruce

This is getting a blu-ray release. - @Tuesday, August 2, 2016 12:00 AM

Mike Bullions

I need the lung and liver of two sluts. - @Monday, August 17, 2015 2:26 AM

Vam The Anomaly

I remember watching this when I was younger, it was such a B movie and I was 17 at the time. It wasnt scary at all, just gore and disgusting as its main selling point. There is even a hilarious scene where a woman trained in karate beats the shit out of one of the main bad guys lol. - @Saturday, May 16, 2015 3:25 PM

Retro Rock & More

the movie is a cult classic must see.... this trailer however is crap. - @Friday, February 27, 2015 4:31 PM

Sarah Barker

My uncle has an old poster for this movie. - @Sunday, October 26, 2014 11:30 AM

farerse

what was rick burks background? - @Saturday, August 2, 2014 4:48 PM

Dodge Linconada

worst movie - @Sunday, February 10, 2013 3:12 AM

PAMELA TORRES

Who is the guy in the trailer? :) - @Wednesday, August 29, 2012 3:26 AM

Kendra Storm

nope. thumbs down - @Sunday, August 26, 2012 6:21 AM

TOOLE WOOLE

You know, I think movies like this will usually suck. But if I find a cheap copy on DVD I'll snatch it up. I'm weird like that. - @Wednesday, July 4, 2012 2:50 AM

Professor Firefly

You can buy this at revok dot com.... - @Thursday, June 7, 2012 9:12 PM

John Schilling

did that jarred eyeball thing just say you got that right homo? - @Wednesday, May 9, 2012 7:57 PM

boardskins

"You got that right, homo." - @Saturday, May 5, 2012 3:21 AM

hellnight81

i wonder if this is any good - @Monday, April 30, 2012 5:31 AM

munk237

One of my favorites - @Sunday, April 29, 2012 10:58 AM

fluorescentcentipede

if pt dont have blodpudding it aint no blood diner - @Monday, January 16, 2012 9:59 PM

richard1972r

I didn't know Clark Kent was a food critic. o_o - @Wednesday, November 16, 2011 2:14 AM

guitgodd

You know what I love about this movie? I love how fuckin off beat and abnormal it is. Like that part where that guy gets pushed under car with hydrolics and gets his skull crushed and everyone laughed at him. Or that parts with that cowboy mannequin who can talk but no one finds it weird. Or even the parts with The professional wrestler Jimmy Hitler. The whole movie is weird and fucked like this and I fuckin love it! - @Wednesday, July 27, 2011 12:11 AM

RobinsTaste

The trailer was actually real clever! The film seem pretty funny to! - @Tuesday, June 21, 2011 8:28 AM

JeffTheNorse

1:49 She's got quite a vagi- ah, never mind, that's too tacky a joke even for me. We must all thank H.G. Lewis for inspiring this kind of filmmaking! That is a toothy cootch, though. - @Sunday, May 15, 2011 3:04 AM

SLOVoyeur

This was one of the most ridicuoous films I ever shot (as Stills Photographer). So glad to see this trailer after so many years. - @Thursday, May 5, 2011 7:38 AM

KtLovers

@joannegreenjordan Yes, he was 28 years old... Thanks for the reply! :-) - @Sunday, April 24, 2011 3:26 AM

The Official AnimeCitizen

Seen it, the ending is cool. the two psycho brothers die and the cops save the victim girl. - @Thursday, March 31, 2011 7:08 PM

KtLovers

@GeoffBattray Oops, I think I sent DinkiDidog this message also. So, I am Rick's sister, Lori. I like to hear from his friends...the ones I didn't know. Were you at Jimmy's for Rick's memorial 21 years ago? Wow..I'm old. - @Wednesday, February 16, 2011 8:55 AM

KtLovers

@DinkiDidog Rick was my real brother. I'm Lori. How did you know him? I like to hear from his friends in Hollywood since those were the last people he hung with before he died. - @Wednesday, February 16, 2011 8:52 AM

SgtMaynardAcosta

@reinforcedpenisstem Yes there are, bouncing ones too - @Sunday, January 2, 2011 9:29 AM

WindBlade97

geez on ebay its like 30-40 bucks - @Friday, November 26, 2010 11:51 PM

Fiend aka 3j

LOL this is a remake of blood feast! - @Thursday, November 25, 2010 11:31 PM

DinkiDidog

@GeoffBattray , no, not brother (related, but like "bro" - friend). I just thought he was still alive all this time.... - @Friday, November 5, 2010 1:33 PM

Ryan G.

Are there any big tiddies in this movie? - @Thursday, October 21, 2010 12:23 AM

zmbdog

@Crispysmith123 Dragon released an official widescreen print in Region 0. It's out of print but you can still find it new online for $10. - @Monday, October 18, 2010 12:31 PM

George Mansfield

Bootleg. @ylwbrcboi - @Sunday, October 10, 2010 2:04 PM