Kindergarten Cop (1990)

Cast

Arnold Schwarzenegger
as Detective John Kimble
Odette Annable
as Rosa
Angela Bassett
as Stewardess
Linda Hunt
as Miss Schlowski

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Genres & Description

Action Comedy Crime

6.1 / 10

John Kimble is a tough city cop who's been on the trail of drug dealer Cullen Crisp for years. He finally tracks Crisp down but it seems the only person that can testify against him is his ex-wife. The problem is she's disappeared and all Kimble knows is the name of the school in Oregon where her son attends. When things don't quite go to plan, Kimble finds he has to go undercover on his toughest assignment yet - Kindergarten teacher!

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Comments on this trailer
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Blake Williams

I saw this video & was surprised, then I checked the date, lol. - @Friday, November 9, 2018 12:11 AM

Ethidian

This movie is actually not bad. The beginning is TERRIBLE. But it becomes a pretty genuine, heartfelt, slightly satirical piece of work. - @Sunday, August 26, 2018 11:06 PM

Will C

Thumbs up if you actually would buy a Criterion release of "Kindergarten Cop". - @Tuesday, August 21, 2018 10:04 AM

Marty Keaton

What happened? - @Monday, April 2, 2018 4:32 PM

jim treebob

Best April Fools joke! - @Monday, October 23, 2017 5:50 PM

Josh Sinclair

Hey why not 😂 - @Saturday, September 30, 2017 2:44 PM

revolverroman

Why isnt this real - @Thursday, July 13, 2017 9:09 PM

theLobsterZiggurat

why did criterion release it? three reasons 1)class warfare 2)the pecs and the poetry 3)no child left behind - @Tuesday, February 7, 2017 4:01 AM

Cristian Gomez

Such a compelling and dramatic tale... Really should be up there with Citizen Kane. - @Thursday, November 3, 2016 3:08 AM

John Bonham

I was so disappointed and then I saw the day it came out lol - @Saturday, September 10, 2016 9:50 PM

Adrian GameRAD

This is an April Fool's joke video. - @Monday, June 27, 2016 10:07 PM

Infametheus

Lmaooooo at the people in the comments. - @Friday, November 13, 2015 10:02 AM

JonasTheMovieGuy

I want to buy this!!!!!!!!!!!!!? - @Friday, August 28, 2015 4:52 AM

ForceMaximus84

I'd buy it. Just sayin'. - @Monday, July 13, 2015 12:43 AM

sizurpp

is this a joke?? : / - @Wednesday, June 24, 2015 7:18 PM

Chris W

Only in my dreams Criterion - @Wednesday, January 21, 2015 1:08 AM

disconnected22

Well played, well played... - @Tuesday, September 30, 2014 2:27 AM

seunhel

if you wish to watch another fake Three Reasons trailer (for Armageddon), it's on my channel ;) - @Tuesday, June 17, 2014 12:51 AM

J.D. Malachi

Oh man, April 1st, I was going through these videos like "What!?!?!?" and then I saw the date. This is funny. - @Tuesday, April 29, 2014 6:21 AM

OldPangYau

So Kindergarten Cop was finally announced for US blu-ray... but alas, not by Criterion :-p - @Thursday, April 24, 2014 5:15 AM

Cybopath 0.0

Best Arnie Comedy. - @Saturday, April 19, 2014 8:09 AM

TheStockwell

That'll happen when you run out of genuine masterpieces to present. After you release all the Truffaut and Kurosawa in definitive editions, you paint yourself into a corner. Now, even the worst Will Smith films get the "multi-disc, 10 hours of bonus features, complete storyboards, and interviews with the catering crew" treatment. Criterion and other films started this, so thanks for that. - @Tuesday, August 13, 2013 6:44 PM

crazymaner2003

There are much worse films in the CC than Kindergarten Cop. - @Tuesday, August 13, 2013 3:23 AM

TheStockwell

For a full minute I was SO shocked that Criterion had sunk to this level. This couldn't be happening! Oh - it was an April Fool's Day joke? Whew! I feel better now - and thanks for shortening my life by three weeks. - @Sunday, August 11, 2013 8:03 PM

Clay3613

The Rock was worthy of the Criterion Collection, it wasn't just mindless action. - @Wednesday, July 31, 2013 6:01 AM

Daniel Nevarez

Make a 4K transfer and I'm in. - @Thursday, July 25, 2013 6:18 PM

xSanSanfanx

Utterly brilliant. Best Three Reasons and best April Fool's! EVER! - @Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:10 PM

xSanSanfanx

And Armageddon. - @Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:06 PM

ANeonTiger

Oh shit. A year later. Weird. - @Tuesday, April 2, 2013 12:51 AM

Shohei Imamura

This is TOTALLY up criterion's alley! Why not? Next you can release more Michael Bay films!? - @Saturday, February 23, 2013 10:24 PM

Zack Romero

Can't wait! - @Tuesday, February 12, 2013 1:14 AM

KenKen3593

A masterpiece. - @Saturday, January 19, 2013 10:39 PM

junebugbaker

I'm still astonished about that...unbelievable... - @Wednesday, January 2, 2013 6:56 AM

DaichiS4815162342

I still think this movie's more fitting for Criterion than Armageddon or The Rock. - @Tuesday, December 18, 2012 7:16 AM

jhop4life

I don't need therapy, you do. I am NOT the one getting pissed about a comment like you. If I were looking for sympathy I would act as if you offended me. I said you were being rude and obnoxious because you were. You must be a foolish teenager to be this disrespectful. - @Tuesday, August 28, 2012 3:11 PM

jhop4life

Once again why do you need to be so rude do you have a problem with "faggot's" because a bundle of sticks didn't do anything wrong to you. I actually hope you do have a nice day because it is just childish to lash out and call you a bunch of names and get mad. Also are you a kid because if not you need to seriously grow up. - @Tuesday, August 28, 2012 4:07 AM

jhop4life

Honestly I did not see the jk. Also you do not have to be so obnoxious and rude. A simple explanation would have made much more sense and wouldn't have made you seem like such a schmuck. Have a nice day. - @Tuesday, August 28, 2012 2:32 AM

jhop4life

they did put out armageddon lol - @Monday, August 27, 2012 9:12 PM

balon

@Dakkiller1 if criterion released fritz the cat thatd be a great day - @Saturday, August 11, 2012 12:11 AM

Zlatan S

no child left behind hahahahahhaha - @Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:03 AM

MainCharacterChannel

I wish this were true. - @Monday, May 28, 2012 12:02 PM

Tuvshin77

No Child Left Behind :) - @Monday, May 21, 2012 9:44 PM

Britton Ware

This is amazing. I actually feel for it - @Friday, May 18, 2012 8:12 PM

Pablo Olvera

Almost i believed it! very black humor. - @Monday, April 30, 2012 5:58 AM

Batmanandthemonk1

I must say that Criterion would be fucking brilliant if they put this in their collection because some of their movies are amazing covers and that's about it. sorry but it's the truth. - @Friday, April 27, 2012 2:28 AM

justsignmeup911

It would be funnier if they actually released it. Like the April Fool's joke they did with Armageddon. - @Tuesday, April 17, 2012 10:26 PM

seeingmud

I missed the joke - @Thursday, April 12, 2012 6:37 AM

Drake Stavito

Was this movie good? - @Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:20 PM

Paul Minter

I think releasing Tiny Furniture was a better April Fools joke, oh no wait, that's real. - @Sunday, April 8, 2012 3:09 PM

Milhouse Van Houten

1. Class Warfare 2. The Pecs and the Poetry 3. No Child Left Behind I really wish this was real.... - @Sunday, April 8, 2012 9:14 AM