Machete (2010)

Cast

Robert De Niro
as Senator McLaughlin
Lindsay Lohan
as April
Jessica Alba
as Sartana
Rose McGowan
as Boots McCoy

Get more information about Machete (2010) on IMDb

Genres & Description

Action Crime Thriller

6.6 / 10

The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his brother Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!

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Comments on this trailer
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this looks like if the room was an action thriller directed by eli roth - @Tuesday, March 27, 2018 2:19 AM

3DaiYo4Kai56

Um... Wrong title... This is the 1st one not the sequel - @Tuesday, October 4, 2016 2:45 PM

Franz Agustin

Looks like your wish has come true, dude. - @Saturday, July 20, 2013 2:47 AM

untitleme61

Anybody know the name of the song here in the trailer? - @Wednesday, September 5, 2012 8:48 PM

Lucas Sørensen

hot chicks guns and swords...every guys favourite movie - @Saturday, January 7, 2012 4:57 PM

Ben Lamprecht

Ok steven sigaul dies in this how can you go wrong - @Saturday, August 27, 2011 2:28 AM

Ats Hash

A minigun on a bike. HELL YEAH! - @Saturday, May 28, 2011 9:41 PM

keith j

racists----this movie----la raza - @Sunday, May 15, 2011 6:25 AM

techn0jed1

no girl is hotter than Jessica!!!!! period - @Wednesday, May 4, 2011 1:59 AM

Dexter Morgan

jessica alba, michelle rodriguez and linsay lohan. miam!!!!!!! - @Sunday, April 24, 2011 10:13 AM

sayduhh

@vegaman111 Carney - Testify - @Friday, April 22, 2011 4:43 AM

Dominick hunter

This movie was sick!!!! and funny at the same time - @Wednesday, April 13, 2011 2:26 AM

Dominick hunter

@CoffeeNinjaB8 True that my breda one love - @Wednesday, April 13, 2011 2:23 AM

XXX XXX

1.00 the name of this song pls is a wonderful blues - @Tuesday, April 12, 2011 12:32 PM

robinho1979

@CoffeeNinjaB8 Ahh Jessica alba is consistently top 5 even number 1 hottest girl in Mens Magazines like FHM.etc and im surprised if this Rodrigues girl is in top 100. You must be blind and gay!! - @Wednesday, April 6, 2011 10:59 PM

Keevee Venegas

@robinho1979 So I like men because I said one girl was hotter than the other? That doesn't even make sense. - @Wednesday, April 6, 2011 3:55 PM

robinho1979

@CoffeeNinjaB8 You must be gay if you think Michelle is hotter then Jessica. - @Tuesday, April 5, 2011 10:47 PM

Brigita Tamosiunaite

sucks.... - @Thursday, February 10, 2011 4:57 AM

Robin Carretti

Looks great specia;l effects and I love action movies - @Monday, January 10, 2011 9:00 PM

waagemensch

can someone tell me whatever happened to "sex machine" in the movie ? After a while he just disappeared for some reason :D - @Sunday, November 7, 2010 7:16 PM

ASTARSHARAN ORION

Formamos una fanpage para los fans latinoamericanos! Busca "Viva Machete" en Facebook - @Wednesday, September 29, 2010 2:43 PM

Lane Lawley

Robert Rodriguez is hotter than Jessica Alba. - @Sunday, September 5, 2010 7:02 PM

ShakExcellence

@ernesto6103 well this is about as clean as they can make it. - @Wednesday, September 1, 2010 3:27 AM

Robert Crowl

@CoffeeNinjaB8 and a better actress too - @Sunday, August 29, 2010 2:33 PM

Michael Bailey

Racist - @Wednesday, August 25, 2010 12:57 PM

simplypeta

@rahcevert - @Tuesday, August 24, 2010 4:56 AM

simplypeta

@rahcevert "Testify" - Carney - @Tuesday, August 24, 2010 4:56 AM

MrAnthony Monge

Michelle Rodriguez looks fucken hott and badass - @Saturday, August 21, 2010 7:59 PM

ernesto6103

The whole concept seems interesting but this trailer is horrible. I was hoping this would be kind of like planet terror but i guess im wrong. - @Saturday, August 21, 2010 7:58 PM

JoseBec81

This is the real deal suckers!!! - @Thursday, August 19, 2010 6:14 PM

jxkobofusuu

Thumbs down if you think mexicans are gaay - @Thursday, August 12, 2010 11:32 PM

Vickram1O1

is this a spin off of Spy Kids? Same Guy, Same name but for grown ups, It even made by the same people. - @Sunday, August 1, 2010 8:25 PM

taylor sears

best movie of the summer machete lol that was his name in spy kids to - @Saturday, July 31, 2010 5:41 AM

Jokester6293

OMG the Movie has been made...i saw this in grindhouse and i wanted to see it in real life...my wish came true :D - @Thursday, July 29, 2010 8:05 AM

VickRick123

cant fucking wait - @Wednesday, July 28, 2010 7:41 PM

crazyman8472

O.K., who the hell gave this mook (Danny Trejo) a leading role? And why did Jeff Fahey & Robert DeNiro agree to be in it? I know Steven Segal will do anything as long as he gets a paycheck and a screen credit, but seriously, Jeff & Robert, you're better than this. At least Michelle Rodriguez adds hotness and Cheech Marin can lighten things up a little. Jessica Alba can fight (SEE: "Dark Angel"), but Danny is so *not* leading-man material, even in a C-movie shoot-em-up. 'Nuff said. - @Wednesday, July 28, 2010 12:06 AM

Keevee Venegas

@DJDanouh well that just make no sense. - @Tuesday, July 27, 2010 6:36 PM

all4tubekids

Looks good! might have to watch this! We love Robert Deniro! - @Monday, July 26, 2010 2:44 PM

Clichés

Damn! allstar cast i want 2 watch this movie... - @Sunday, July 25, 2010 1:04 AM

Ilovemarkandsabrina

Michelle Rodriguez " Are you kidding with that body?" Totally there, Love Michelle Rodriguez, she is amazing. - @Monday, July 19, 2010 3:30 AM

Ilovemarkandsabrina

@Krazyk12200 You did indeed but this time the are the sexy nurses - @Monday, July 19, 2010 3:27 AM

DJ SRP

Hell yeah - @Sunday, July 18, 2010 3:02 PM

Krazyk12200

Did I see the Crazy Baby Sister Twins in the trailer? - @Sunday, July 18, 2010 4:21 AM

RIVEXNGLE

LOL! - @Thursday, July 15, 2010 5:43 AM

LicoriceLain

@AKIDPRODUCTION09 Exactly. :) Even if it could pop out my eyeballs, I don't want it to. XD I am not against innovation/progress. I just don't find spending all of the money on the technology instead of producing a decent film that innovative-especially when the visuals aren't that imaginative. Now, if the 3D films went Modernist era Avant-garde, that might be a bit more acceptable, but as it is...no. - @Thursday, July 15, 2010 1:34 AM

AKIDPRODUCTION09

@LicoriceLain Finally some one sees my point of view now a days every single time you go to the theatre you see a preview you get all hyped up like wow this looks like a promissing movie and out of nowhere you here "IN EYE POPPING 3D!" wich dosent really work. - @Thursday, July 15, 2010 1:19 AM

Keevee Venegas

Michelle Rodriguez is hotter than Jessica Alba - @Wednesday, July 14, 2010 10:21 PM

beatmakermike

fuck n a! - @Wednesday, July 14, 2010 9:53 PM

steini4

@mexicanhomie10 I'd agree with you, that the fake trailer was awesome and the best of those which came out, but i think this one is still very badass and I think the soundtrack ist awesome :D. I'm still hoping, that rodriguez holds up some of the awesome elements of the fake trailer. Anyways I'm very much looking forward to this film :D. - @Wednesday, July 14, 2010 8:41 PM

spacenoise5

DANNY MACHETE TREJO - @Wednesday, July 14, 2010 7:35 PM