Machete Kills (2013)

Cast

Amber Heard
as Miss San Antonio
Sofía Vergara
as Desdemona
Alexa PenaVega
as KillJoy
Charlie Sheen
as Mr. President

Get more information about Machete Kills (2013) on IMDb

Genres & Description

Action Comedy Crime Sci-Fi Thriller

5.6 / 10

The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.

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Comments on this trailer
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RedFurySlash Gaming

The girl is the real Cortez in spy kids - @Tuesday, August 14, 2018 6:47 PM

MMaRsu

Wtf why have I not seen this obvious GEM? WTF - @Thursday, March 8, 2018 4:17 PM

Evil Gary

Machete, Machete, Machete, Macheeete. - @Sunday, November 5, 2017 7:30 PM

mahdi007 akbari

غقفغدل پوکگعهل - @Monday, September 25, 2017 5:20 PM

TheNicoRedux Gameplays Y Mas

nominada a peor película de acción y la mas chupa pija - @Friday, February 17, 2017 2:21 AM

TheWorldHatesJim

3 of the cast members have been in AHS - @Monday, January 9, 2017 9:35 PM

JairoAgama777

His brother is Emilio Estevez and his Father is a mix irish und spanish. - @Sunday, August 23, 2015 6:02 PM

JairoAgama777

Charlie Sheen's name is Carlos Estevez in real life. - @Sunday, August 23, 2015 6:00 PM

indraja reddy

disturbing, vert very disturbing! o.o - @Wednesday, December 4, 2013 1:09 PM

Samuel RF

no shit, sherlock - @Friday, August 23, 2013 1:54 PM

JB2011

Sofia Vergara: MACHETE !!! AH!!?? AH!?? xDDDDDDDDDD dammit I cant stop laughing - @Saturday, August 3, 2013 4:34 PM

MMS MonteroSport

Heard+alba+Rodriguez=HOT* - @Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:39 AM

Ashyblubear

YES!!!! - @Tuesday, July 30, 2013 4:03 AM

Jiroh ラッぃ

ok, now im waiting for Machete Kills Again - @Friday, July 26, 2013 9:32 AM

billy fatbowe

...Another well made Academy award winning extravagansass movie... ..Made especially for the Wine and Brie Hoy Paloy crowd...etc.......LOL... - @Wednesday, July 24, 2013 10:06 AM

232323C

I wouldnt watch this just because she IS......skank - @Sunday, July 21, 2013 4:42 AM

Tomáš Samek

I'll watch this film only because here is GaGa. O.O - @Friday, July 19, 2013 11:23 AM

Nicholas Powell

I think this is actually more like a comedy. - @Friday, July 19, 2013 7:15 AM

Taylor Cherry

Just remember brave hart - @Tuesday, July 16, 2013 9:08 AM

Aaron Toohey

Some fine girls in this movie - @Sunday, July 14, 2013 8:50 PM

monto131

simply great. i wanna do again so that i can get one more ipad :P. be mature and do this, never forget to fill with your mail id and ph number. dont run away have a try now ==> bit.ly/12sZJIe?=iqmhlu - @Saturday, July 13, 2013 7:09 PM

KRNB10

Charlie Sheen as the president?! This must be the best movie ever! - @Saturday, July 13, 2013 12:04 AM

Jen - jen

a whos who of rodriguez movies - @Friday, July 12, 2013 2:37 PM

Sorin Vasile Bogdan

I know exactly what you mean... - @Friday, July 12, 2013 2:07 PM

ThundrSpartan311

its called entertainment, and this genre in particular is not for the faint of heart! - @Friday, July 12, 2013 4:02 AM

ThundrSpartan311

I think it would actually be more awesome if that's gonna be his stage name from here on out! Kinda like a comeback from, well, you know... - @Friday, July 12, 2013 4:01 AM

Steve Vang

fuck - @Wednesday, July 10, 2013 6:47 AM

carman lann

if jessica albas not naked in there i aint watching it - @Tuesday, July 9, 2013 11:47 PM

FarGagaTheMonster

Lady Gaga i love you - @Tuesday, July 9, 2013 2:12 AM

LM Girl

Yeessss michelle rodriguezzz!!! Love heerrr!!!! :* - @Monday, July 8, 2013 9:01 PM

drpapers1

lindsay lohans tits please - @Sunday, July 7, 2013 8:22 PM

AmazingTingle

What the hell did I just watch? - @Saturday, July 6, 2013 8:04 AM

NayNay Rivers

Why would these actors sign up for this....? - @Thursday, July 4, 2013 1:41 PM

Arnaud Lécuyer

Sophia Vergara sure can scream ! - @Thursday, July 4, 2013 10:04 AM

hayden

The best thing about Machete is that he is still the Spy Kids' uncle. - @Thursday, July 4, 2013 4:59 AM

Warlord M

I agree. To elaborate, it looks so awesome it feels like it might be overkill and explode and then actually just be shit. - @Sunday, June 30, 2013 10:36 PM

Ashley Melendez

Charlie sheen and lady gaga wow - @Sunday, June 30, 2013 4:27 AM

Alexey Savchenko

all movie should be like this one - @Saturday, June 29, 2013 2:22 PM

drakolobo

ja - @Saturday, June 29, 2013 1:58 AM

Baum LPs

wow super cool dude. dont waste time guys , rush to this site and get ur ipad3 or iphone as per ur choice. i am telling you, give ur delivery addr with phone number to make sure you get it. dont run away have a try now => bit.ly/152DysS?=fudzmq - @Friday, June 28, 2013 8:15 PM

joshexzen

Her Metal Bras was inspired in Gaga's pyro-bra - @Friday, June 28, 2013 9:16 AM

choco arteaga

I like the 1st one and now part 2 looks ok I guess lol - @Friday, June 28, 2013 7:46 AM

Explodsiveo

I would love to see behind the scenes. - @Friday, June 28, 2013 4:47 AM

Vasha Specian

Awsome - @Friday, June 28, 2013 3:54 AM

Quent Pizza R.

really - @Thursday, June 27, 2013 10:38 PM

krizitoyness

am here cause i miss mel gibson movies. it's been a while he haven't been on screen - @Thursday, June 27, 2013 7:46 PM

maxxmann

I know. Martin's his dad, Emilio's his bruh. - @Thursday, June 27, 2013 5:49 PM

Angel Hernandez

Lady caca? - @Thursday, June 27, 2013 2:27 PM

Rhyzak

Carlos Esteves is his real name. Charlie Sheen is just his stage name. - @Thursday, June 27, 2013 1:36 PM

Ragnar Lothbrok

shut up, eunuch. - @Thursday, June 27, 2013 11:45 AM